Thursday Night Special

Sorry guys, I had to work late tonight and errs will hunt me down if I don't get some more done on the never-ending sleeves (hey errs, totally come and track me down; we'll get high off yarn fumes and go on a knitting rampage! We'll design a doggy sweater that looks like a cooked turkey!) so here's a quick bullet-post:

• I want the yarn on the Yarn Harlot's potty in the worst way.
• I have downloaded all the Knitters Uncensored podcasts. Yippee for giggling whilst knitting.
• Why does everyone have better headers than I am? I can't even figure out how to put a picture up at the top. I need a code monkey.
• Can you buy a code monkey? Will it throw poo if there's an error?
• My computer makes this cool "boing" noise when I do something it doesn't like. I will have to upset it more often.
• I'm thinking of doing something Stashonomics-based next year instead of doing a whole-hog yarn diet. Maybe make a goal of reducing my gross yardage by 10% over the year? If anyone wants to join me I might make a group for it or something.
• Then I'd HAVE to buy a code monkey.
• The need for retail therapy has passed (thank goodness), but I went and bought some shirts from threadless. They're awesome and $10, sue me.
• Oh, and I ran out of pictures to dress up the blog with. Add that to the suit.
• I lied. Please don't sue me. I need the money for yarn.
• If you see some chick with a big butt in a Wicked shirt and jammie pants with an ice bucket wandering around the hotel in her socks, it's probably me.
• If she's also got some red wooly fuzz-balls all over said socks, it's totally me.

Going knitting now, wish me luck on increase repeat 5/8.