Ghosts of Knitting Past

I am usually the first one to walk into any one of our many fine local retail establishments, take a look around the "holiday" section, and begin to spout obscenities. I normally do not see the need for Christmas lights right next to the jack-o-lanterns, and most years the premature shoving of Christmas cheer down my throat tends to make me a little crabby.

This year, on the other hand, I am ready. Bring on the eggnog!

What? You don't have a Chrismukkah tree decorated out of wee socks? Some knitters you are... (just kidding, I love all of you slackers).

Oh, and just as a reminder: there are only 27 days until Hanukkah and 30 days until Christmas. Block carefully people:

You may want to head over to Threadless's $5 sale instead of knitting. Won't you please think of the towels.